Who even designed this game? The characters look like pre-teens on meth. I mean, the ones that aren’t anthropomorphic ducks and mice.
How does anyone on earth think this is attractive?
Give me a real person, thank you very much. Not this contrived naive notion of what makes someone attractive.
Give me body hair, and a little big of squish around the torso. Give me curly hair I can run my fingers through, not this ridiculous explosion of triangles. Give me an elbow that accidentally pokes me in the ribs when he’s hugging me too enthusiastically, or teeth that clack against mine when he kisses me too hard — not this romantic notion of being shy or sweet or courageous.
Give me hot breath in the closet between classes, warm lips from morning coffee, the scrunched up nose when he tells me I taste like an ash tray, the slight smile as he says it like he knows I won’t listen.
I have that already, and his name’s Milo.
Preach it, honey. ♥
Not that I personally have anything against KH, but Liam makes a good point here. Real people are sexy. Doki-doki-kawaii-desu anime and video game characters can be attractive, yes, but oh my god, people, stop fapping to fiction.
That includes ponies. Seriously, bronies, that’s disgusting — and that’s coming from one of your own.
i realize there’s a load of irony here considering who i’m reblogging this from but sshhhhh the characters from TOY are super realistic okay be quiet before Liam hears you and has an existential crisis